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[I wish I were the Moon]

The absolute best part...

Is that it's possible to get all of the endings without restarting. I now have a girl playing the harp and a guy holding a small moon riding a seagull, both of them with little hearts above them. I could probably throw one of them into the water, but it would spoil the sheer joy of it.

[Super Viking Shark Panch]

HELL YEAH

This is the most metal game ever.

Is sound test the only thing to unlock? The only song I haven't been able to pass is Speedway on Hard.

[The Sugarhill Gang Game]

Eh...

Just not that much effort. No sound, no instructions.

[The Pick of Destiny]

Good. But!

D: When I close the window and open it back up, my unlocks are gone. Hax.

LilDwarf responds:

Mmm yeah...I tried making a save function but it never worked, so I got pissed and decided not to include it.

[Generic Defense Game]

Niiiiiiice.

As stated before, weapons are a bit expensive. Still good, though. My favorite was the one with the ninjas.

[Pandemic: EoM]

Sore Losers

This game is awesome. Seriously. It's frustrating, but once you know what to do, it's rewarding. Just keep on trying. But if you really get stuck:

1) Get your infectivity and resistance up to 3 each.
2) This next part depends on whether you're in an isolated region to start with (Greenland, Australia), or a land-locked one (Europe).
a) If isolated, infect the whole population, then infect the airports until you get another country infected.
b) If land-locked, infect half the population, then infect the water supply. Move to an adjacent country and infect.
3) Repeat step 2 as fast as possible, infecting half-infected countries fully every other turn. Once you have all the continents fully infected, feel free to crush their hopes by impeding their cures and increasing your lethality.

This walkthrough is not foolproof, mainly due to the randomization factor. Don't get discouraged if you don't get every country infected on your first try. At least you have a general sense of what to do now.

Blips responds:

Thanks for the good review !

[Runes of Shalak]

Deceptively simple platformer from hell.

It seemed so simple at first. I thought, "Ah, a perfectly innocuous and simplistic platformer game! How delightfully quaint." I prepared myself for lighthearted fun.

And then it grew harder.

And harder.

I found myself gritting my teeth. I cursed the skies every time I died, a mere block away from the portal I had caused to open. I giggled maniacally into the skies. "Join me," I rejoindered to my roommate, grinning like a madman. This game is SO VERY FUN." My startled companion cringed. "No thanks, I don't think it's good for me to be playing that game. In fact, I don't think it's good for ANYONE to be playing that game."

Now I sit alone in my chambers, laughing hysterically at my little stick man dying over and over again on level 2-5. Thank you, oh creator of this game. Thank you for driving me absolutely MAD.

[Great Teacher Onizuka SE]

Pretty good!

Alack, I slacked off after teaching my students all subjects 20/20, so they only got a B. But I watched the ending anyways.

DAIRYDOG responds:

Thanks for the review, I'm glad you liked it! =)

[Swords and Sandals]

Whoa!

Is that a Zeliard reference I spy in the blacksmith? I didn't know anyone else had played that game but me!

hechaos responds:

Hahahaha!!

Well spotted with the Zeliard reference! I didn't think many people would get that. Now THAT was a quality game.

Blacksmiths eh...they whinge a lot don't they.

[TOON - The Flash RPG]

I like it.

The concept is great...music's a tad annoying, but oh well... I hope the full version comes out soon!

T0MMY responds:

Thanks for the comments.
I'm a bit busy with a really big project right now, but I'm definitely going to continue with the TOON series.

-T0MMY